Unfortunately, making such a card function according to Magics rules requires some word soup (not to mention the awkwardness of giving a creature a pump ability itll never be able to use in normal circumstances)
Rather than painting a picture for The First Eruption Steven Belledin actually wove a tapestry, which gives it this gorgeous and unique look
This is going to work especially well with the new Ygra, Eater of AllYgra, Eater of All, who turns all other creatures into Food
If they try to use damage-based removal, theyre in for a bad time, as you get to send that much damage wherever you please
Before the game, you pick three of the 10 sheets at random, and stickers from those sheets are available to you throughout the game
The MV and saddle cost are well worth this card's early-game presence and late-game protection