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It plays like a midrange deck, earning a lot of card advantage by sacrificing Ichor Wellspring and Chromatic Star to Deadly Dispute and Reckoner's Bargain

I've used derivatives of this quote with friends and co-workers who are unfamiliar with Magic and it always earns a chuckle

Our last two cards are Garland, Royal Kidnapper and Chaos Shrines Black Crystal

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A card that makes the most of these additional assets is All Will Be One, which can deal a ridiculous amount of damage through spawning oil counters on cards, leaning into reds theme of directly striking an opponent